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Post by Sora Arrows on Dec 20, 2007 22:25:51 GMT -5
Dameon and Sora trudged along the dirt path, the latter of the two hunched over with his hood up. They’d been walking along this path for at least a good couple of hours, during which he’d burnt time by playing “I spy.” It inevitably ended with Dameon answering dirt before threatening to rip out Sora’s spine in aggravation.
“God, this place is boring,” Sora muttered, looking up at the village they’d walked into a couple minutes ago. It wasn’t exactly very big – maybe seven buildings and what looked a well stuck off to the side. A thick forest surrounded them, and the moon – or whatever it was – shone down brightly on the pair.
“Does anyone even live here?” Sora asked, pulling off his hood and looking up. Just in time to get pegged in the head by a slab of meat, accompanied by furious shouts.
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Post by Dameon on Dec 20, 2007 22:34:40 GMT -5
"Err.. does that answer your question?" Dameon asked with a laugh before getting pegged with a slab of meat as well, this one smoothered in some sort of mustard. He nearly fell over by that, shocked a bit that meat was flying at them! He was thinking it was the end of the world as we know it... well not really, he was just wondering what the hell was going on.
The good Burgermon on the opposite side of where the patties were being thrown were surprised at the sight of humans, the eldest one runnong over to the two. "Are you boys alright??"
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Post by Sora Arrows on Dec 20, 2007 22:39:29 GMT -5
“Well, seeing as a slab of meat really doesn’t have a chance of murdering me, I’m gonna say I’m good,” Sora said. He pulled to slab off his face and wiped away the juice that stuck to is face, spitting out some of it. Then his eyes bugged out as he stared at the digimon in front of him, trying to control his impulsive tendencies. He failed.
“Holy crap! You’re a hamburger!” he yelled at the top of his lungs, feeling the blood rush to his face almost as soon as the words left his lips. “Sorry,” he muttered, scratching the back of his head and smiling sheepishly.
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Post by Dameon on Dec 20, 2007 22:45:04 GMT -5
The Burgermon laughed a bit, smiling at Sora. "We get that a lot, we're Burgermon." He explained. Dameon was stunned a bit, then started staring at the digimon oddly.. his mouth seemed to water a bit. "Well I didn't exactly eat anything before I came here.." He mumbled. Obviously he was thinking of eating the guy.
Some of the younger children behind him yelled and said. "No eating our daddy!"
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Post by Sora Arrows on Dec 20, 2007 22:49:03 GMT -5
A few moments ago, the same thought had passed through Sora’s head, who’d never had the thrill of hunting hamburgers. It sounded like some fat kid’s sick, twisted dream, but hell, it would be entertaining. Then he came back to reality, slapped himself in the face, slapped Dameon upside the head, and pretended nothing happened.
“I’m going to go out on a limb and say you make hamburgers,” he said, connecting the dots. He’d just been hit in the head WITH a hamburger, so it only made sense. “This isn’t your kid, is it?” He asked, holding up the patty that had assailed him moments ago.
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Post by Dameon on Dec 20, 2007 22:53:42 GMT -5
The Burgermon laughed hard at that, pointing towards his children (don't recall the names) who were flapping about near the entrance of the restruant. "No no, those are my kids! And yes, we do make burgers." He said with a smile. Dameon's mouth watered even more, this info diverting him from his thoughts of whacking Sora back outside the head.
"Could you make us one..? Or two? Or five?"
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Post by Sora Arrows on Dec 20, 2007 22:58:57 GMT -5
“Or ten?” Sora asked, hopefully, only just noticing how his stomach was screaming “Feed me now, bitch!” Sora’s one track mind had been set on finding a way out of this weird-ass place a minute ago, but now that food was the subject, he couldn’t stop thinking about it.
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Post by Dameon on Dec 20, 2007 23:13:20 GMT -5
"Oh I'm sorry you two.. ya see, we're currently in the midst of creating a new and delicious burger for this little.. shall I say, contest we have with other Burgermon. Well, I shouldn't say the midst.." The Burgermon sighed, then explained to them. "We haven't been able to come up with a single idea for a new type of burger. It has to be unique, different, have flare!"
Dameon blinked, a bit surprised by this. So they were having a contest to make some kind of unique burger.. that would be awesome to see. His mouth drooled slightly once more at the thought.
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Post by Sora Arrows on Dec 20, 2007 23:17:09 GMT -5
“New burger, huh?” Sora asked, a devious smile forming on his lips. Back home, he’d always had a bit of a flare for cooking, something that was defiantly a plus in dealing with his moms insane mood swings. “Fear not, your savior has arrived” he said, taking a bow and grinning. “I’ve always been handy with a spatula. Need a hand?”
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Post by Dameon on Dec 20, 2007 23:24:57 GMT -5
Dameon's face took on a look that you could only see in animes probably. Ya know, the one when someone is shocked as hell. His jaw was slacked slightly.. he never would have expected SORA of all people to be a good cook! The Burgermon was stunned a bit, then his eyes brightened.. he remembered Tommy and the others, and how great their burgers turned out.. well, minus Takuya and Koji's. He then nodded eagerly. "Y-Yes! We could definitely use your help!" He then glanced at Dameon. "What about you?"
"E-Eh?!" Dameon was stunned a bit, then glanced at Sora.. if he could do this, so can he. He then grinned, nodding his head and thrusting a hand up in the air. "What the hell, I'm in too! At least I can eat what I make afterwards." He chirped. Needless to say, his children cheered at this.
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Post by Sora Arrows on Dec 20, 2007 23:26:45 GMT -5
“Well, jut try not to light the place on fire,” Sora teased. “And FYI, just try to avoid the arsenic. It’s NOT a seasoning.” The teen shrugged off his jacket and threw it over his shoulder, smirking slightly. “Lead the way, oddly shaped hamburger man.”
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Post by Dameon on Dec 20, 2007 23:31:30 GMT -5
The Burgermon chuckled and nodded, leading the two into the kitchen. When they got there.. they would see everything that you could only imagine be in a dream kitchen. All the appliances you could think of using, so much food you would wonder how they got it all, and more! The aroma of the ingredients itself made Dameon's mouth water.. "Oh god.. I'm in heaven.." He mumbled, running over to the meat. His palms were rubbing together, as if a plan was formulating in his head.
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Post by Sora Arrows on Dec 20, 2007 23:37:22 GMT -5
“Now THIS is a kitchen,” Sora said, putting a finger to his chin. “Let’s see…what should I go for?” He threw on an apron and started shuffling through cabinets, muterring under his breath. “Cinnamon…no…garlic powder…no…” he muttered, slamming it shut and walking over to the enormous refrigerator.
“There we go…” Sora said, pulling open a cabinent and smiling a little too widely. “Three cloves of garlic,” he said, tossing the ingredients over his shoulder into an open basket. “Some ginger, chives…maybe a little onion…”
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Post by Dameon on Dec 20, 2007 23:44:52 GMT -5
"Boy.." Dameon put on an apron as well, looking around and taking some shrimp and scallops. He then curiously grabbed some really hot spices and peppers, thinking a spicy seafood burger could be interesting.. what he thought was some sort of pepper though, actually happened to be pickles.. how he overlooked that, we will never know. Maybe he wasn't paying attention.
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